I've Never Had It So Well

Shia LeBeoff's coming out with a new movie. I'm super stoked.
I gave my UNI kids the week off, which means I can continue to not grade their papers.
There's a lot of laundry to wash, and most of it I found while my brother was working on my computer and I decided to be productive and clean up some stuff. Now my bed's in a different place and there are posters on the wall, but no TV there. Yet.
Have any of you ever realized how old the hosts of 60 Minutes are?? It's unreal.
Last night I played poker for the first time in years and cleaned up. Also unreal.
My new glasses should be ready this week, and my pink racquet's bomb ass.
I've been to a lot of concerts recently, I was just realizing. United States of Electronica are amaaaazing, and I have Dave Werner and Kristen Addison to thank for helping me to know that. Even though they don't know each other.

I know that somebody has a great idea for a column topic, and that someone is you. Same deal as last time: you submit the winning bid, you're name goes in it. Even if you don't go to ASU. What sounds better than that?
A lot, I'm sure, but just humor me. Please.

Please.